Spam-Monster |
I enjoy photography, reblogging stuff, comics, slash, manga, cute things, and Disney. |
| Squirting Suntan Lotion: | *duck noises* |
| Me: | Why is there a duck in the house? |
| My Dad: | *deadpan* He's trying to sell us insurance. |
dorkstrider’s name means: 1) To let your imagination run wild. 2) To transform into a hentai.littleartemis’s name means:…
spam monster’s name means: 1) To become a magical girl! 2) To show off your ●●●
Since it’s a magical girl, I’m gonna assume dot dot dot = leg. Either way, I ain’t showing it off. Maybe if it was “art” or “cat” something like that.
(Source: kotesticle)
Dear Bruce. by *Colours07
… And I look back at this thinking “I need to re-draw that butt”
I absolutely LOVE Jason singing Lady Gaga. So perfect. Abby made good choices here.
Oh my gosh
‘Ohana means family.
Family means nobody gets left behind.
Or forgotten.
(Source: magicaldisneymemories, via avali)
What, the side of the couch?
…My talent is laziness. How fitting.
It’s a pocket dictionary.
…The element of words? Knowledge? Oooooo, can I be knowledge?!
gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:
ki no neko
wood cat
quite
ame no nezumi
rain mouse
(*・ω・)
Flower alpaca
f-flower alpaca.
FLOWER ALPACA
Fire Dragon. Straight up fire dragon.
HI NO RYUU
Kaze No Ryuu
Wind Dragon. Makes so much sense to me.Ki No Risu
Wood Squirrel…lol
氷の梟
でも
梟がきらいよ
birds are untrustworthy in general I think.
Inazuma no risu = lightning squirrel. Okaaaaaaay. Squirrels are even more untrustworthy than birds. And way harder to spell. Lightning is a pretty cool element though.
And because I like dragging my parents into these, mom’s is Earth Turtle - appropriate, she is pretty lazy - and dad’s is Rain Squirrel, because he scurries around doing work and likes standing outside watching thunderstorms for some reason.
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy…
THE QUICK BROWNF O JUPS OER HE LA DOG
…I can reach all the keys, it just doesn’t want to type when I hold them both down.
Because Thor has only ever had good intentions.
lyrics - Secondhand Serenade
get out of there cat. this is just like Little Shop of Horrors. i guess it’s good you eat plants instead of blood.
presented without comment.
So… is this just a normal occurrence wherever...
![]()
how many dollars
i’d have so many dollars you’d...
submitted by dfotw